LOL: WaPo Admits FBI Found Nothing Important in Mar-a-Lago

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Remember that old adage, “If you strike at the king, you’d best not miss?” How many times have the idiots in the Democrat Party, the FBI and the Department of Justice tried to strike down Donald Trump, only to have the whole thing blow up in their faces? We’ve honestly lost track. The latest BS attempt to take President Trump down was the illegal and unprecedented raid on Mar-a-Lago, Trump’s opulent home in Florida. We were reliably assured by the media that Trump had the nuclear codes and other secrets, and he was planning to sell them. Because he needs the money, or something.

You might want to sit down for this next part, because… that whole unprecedented raid on Mar-a-Lago turned out to be more BS. Even the Washington Post – Jeff Bezos’s personal blog in the nation’s capital – has had to admit, in embarrassing fashion, that the FBI raid came up with bupkis.

The Post confesses: “Federal agents and prosecutors have come to believe former president Donald Trump’s motive for allegedly taking and keeping classified documents was largely his ego and a desire to hold on to the materials as trophies or mementos, according to people familiar with the matter.”

Oh, you mean, it was all memorabilia? Souvenirs? Things that any normal person would keep after a historic time to remember things by? Sort of like every other president in history has done when they left the White House in the modern era, so that those items can end up in their presidential library when it’s eventually built. It’s probably just a total coincidence that the Washington Post waited until AFTER last Tuesday’s elections to run this story.

The Post continues: “That review has not found any apparent business advantage to the types of classified information in Trump’s possession, these people said. FBI interviews with witnesses so far, they said, also do not point to any nefarious effort by Trump to leverage, sell or use the government secrets.”

Well, that’s got to be frustrating for Trump’s enemies. They really thought the walls were closing in this time! It was the beginning of the end! They were finally going to put Trump in handcuffs and indefinitely detain him like a peaceful January 6 trespasser, to prevent him from running for president in 2024. Unfortunately, Trump didn’t have any secret plans to sell the nuclear codes to the highest bidder on eBay to raise funds for his campaign. Thanks for clearing that up, Washington Post, because we were all on pins and needles and filled with doubts.

Most of us on the right have just come to accept that liberals’ brains have been broken by Donald Trump. None of our “norms and traditions” will be honored when it comes to President Trump. They’ll fruitlessly impeach him, send the FBI to his home and rifle through his wife’s underwear, and tell any lie imaginable about the man, because it’s all fair game as far as they’re concerned. They still think to this day that Vladimir Putin somehow stole the 2016 election for Trump (using some sort of still-undiscovered secret method). And because Trump was “illegitimate” in their eyes, any dirty trick used against him is justified.

The good news is that after Trump’s announcement Tuesday night that he’s running in 2024, he takes away much of the leverage that Biden’s Attorney General Merrick Garland may have had to arrest him. The optics of arresting Trump now – especially on some BS paperwork charge – would turn Trump into a political martyr and vastly increase his chances of reelection. Then again, Trump’s enemies have never been the sharpest tools in the shed. Maybe they’ll still try to arrest him before this is all over.